Friday, August 29, 2003
 
True MTV
I tell you, you have not lived until you've seen a fat boy lightstick rave. I've been watching a show on MTV entitled "True Life" that involves fat kids going to Camp Shane to lose weight. There's one feller that weighs over 350 pounds, and has lost 20 pounds in three weeks, mainly 'cause they got his massive ass off the damn couch.
They make them walk up big hills to get to their meals, and they basically feed them rabbit food. It's not pleasant looking. This one annoying New York princess has had a cold, and hasn't done any of the activities in two weeks. On the other hand, she hasn't had anything decent to eat in approximately a month, so it's not surprising she's sick.
Just tried to find a link, and mtv.com is kinda weak on the subject. Oh well. I have an idea for their next episode of True Life: Heroin Addicts in downtown Baltimore! I think that would have something in it for everyone.
- posted by Bacon Dad @ 9:20 PM |
 
Homosexual Jesus Saves (wrapping paper)
I found the best site ever: http://www.protestgayday.com/. I don't think the internet gets funnier than when Christian Fundamentalists are all up ons. A few choice quotes:

Sodomy Is A Perverted Lifestyle Jesus Saves

I suspect they intended to put a comma in there between "lifestyle" and "Jesus," but it's funnier in the original.
(Thanks to cruel.com for the link.)
- posted by Bacon Dad @ 8:08 PM |
 
Welcome to the blog!! I'll try and keep things entertaining, although I make no promises. I'm such a quality fellow. Hopefully someday I can use this to write a telling memoir of all the insane things my friends have done. Oh well. They should starting doing more insane things, else this'll get real boring, real quick.
- posted by Bacon Dad @ 3:48 PM |

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