Monday, August 30, 2004
Friday, August 27, 2004
Why Matt Wasn't Online Friday Morning
Findley, OH -- A man wearing only pink, flowery panties with his genitals exposed and a black garter around his neck was arrested for disorderly conduct after officers found him passed out in the front yard of his apartment complex in the 2200 block of Ivy Court Tuesday evening. He was found with a metal samurai sword stuck in the ground near him, with two other wooden swords nearby."
Monday, August 23, 2004
Should I post this on bash.org?
matthearndotcom: I think I need to find a better fitting pair of swim trunks.
matthearndotcom: Perhaps I should just get a speedo. Or a thong.
SKetHrn: duh
Thursday, August 19, 2004
Wednesday, August 18, 2004
OW
Best. Prank. Ever.
After Lewis fell asleep on a chair with his legs spread apart, Cleare ran a lighter along the inside of the man's right thigh and crotch. Lewis's pants caught fire. He awoke and rushed to the kitchen where the two men extinguished the flames.He then went back to sleep until the next morning when Cleare drove him to hospital.
Monday, August 16, 2004
He pressed the START button???
What one sibling will remember most about Gilbert Postelwait is his friendly way with people and his infectious laughter.Sorry, but what I'd remember most is that the dumbass managed to run himself over with his car.
Saturday, August 14, 2004
Friday, August 13, 2004
Wednesday, August 11, 2004
Monday, August 09, 2004
Very moving to me.
matthearn.com finally gets an update, WITH VIDEO! MATT (AND JENNIFER) ON TV!
Check it out . . . check it out, we're incredible, check it out . . .
Wednesday, August 04, 2004
Tuesday, August 03, 2004
Monday, August 02, 2004