Monday, August 30, 2004
 
Woe unto ye hypocrites
I hate the NCAA. Hate it.

Friday, August 27, 2004
 
Why Matt Wasn't Online Friday Morning
Findley, OH -- A man wearing only pink, flowery panties with his genitals exposed and a black garter around his neck was arrested for disorderly conduct after officers found him passed out in the front yard of his apartment complex in the 2200 block of Ivy Court Tuesday evening. He was found with a metal samurai sword stuck in the ground near him, with two other wooden swords nearby."

 
Going Back In Time
The Iggles should record a sequel.

Monday, August 23, 2004
 
Bash this
Best. IRC. Quote. Ever.

 
Should I post this on bash.org?
matthearndotcom: I think I need to find a better fitting pair of swim trunks.
matthearndotcom: Perhaps I should just get a speedo. Or a thong.
SKetHrn: duh

 
Abominations galore
Ye shall not enjoy the Crab Trap.

Thursday, August 19, 2004
 
Oh yeah baby OW WHAT THE FUCK
Where can I find a girl like this? (Read the whole thing.)

Wednesday, August 18, 2004
 
OW
Best. Prank. Ever.
After Lewis fell asleep on a chair with his legs spread apart, Cleare ran a lighter along the inside of the man's right thigh and crotch. Lewis's pants caught fire. He awoke and rushed to the kitchen where the two men extinguished the flames.

He then went back to sleep until the next morning when Cleare drove him to hospital.


Monday, August 16, 2004
 
Achewood
History lesson.

 
He pressed the START button???
What one sibling will remember most about Gilbert Postelwait is his friendly way with people and his infectious laughter.
Sorry, but what I'd remember most is that the dumbass managed to run himself over with his car.

Saturday, August 14, 2004
 
They's spinnin', n****! They's spinnin'!
I've ordered a pair in every color.

Friday, August 13, 2004
 
I'm hot again, unless you're a doc
Rollin' with the fatness.

 
uh..........
Words fail me.

Wednesday, August 11, 2004
 
What a shitty scene that must've been
It's a floater!

 
What The Fuck
You have GOT to play this.

Monday, August 09, 2004
 
Very moving to me.
matthearn.com finally gets an update, WITH VIDEO! MATT (AND JENNIFER) ON TV!

Check it out . . . check it out, we're incredible, check it out . . .

Wednesday, August 04, 2004
 
I got nothing
What the?

Tuesday, August 03, 2004
 
Brigadoon
For those of you who can't make it, a critical review.

Monday, August 02, 2004
 
Where's Mitch and Mickey?
Um...whoooooaaaaaa.


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