There are other ways to protest injustice besides wearing a gold lame outfit featuring a giant phallic symbol -- but they're not as much fun.

"You'd be amazed at the number of ordinary men who are married to famous porn stars and don't even know it," states A. J. Podaski, a California based writer who covers the adult-film industry.

Greek Orthodox and Franciscan priests got into a fist fight yesterday at the Church of the Holy Sepulcher, Christianity's holiest shrine, in an argument over whether a door in the basilica should be closed during a procession.

Club-wielding Israeli riot police broke up the fight, witnesses said.

By the way, if you play QB for San Fran, does that automatically increase your chances of getting a concussion by 700 percent? What would happen if Eric Lindros took a few snaps for them? Would his head explode like the guy from "Scanners?"

At gunpoint, I think my favorite [Goodfellas gangster name] was Frankie the Wop, since "Wop" is an old-school nickname for Italians -- not quite derogatory at the time, but not complimentary, either. And yet, everyone in Paulie's extended gang was Italian or at least half-Italian. So for someone to be nicknamed "The Wop," I mean, you had to be REALLY Eye-talian. That's like if Bird and McHale had nicknamed Greg Kite "Honky" on the '86 Celtics. It's almost a tribute.